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Title: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game (Shut Down)
Post by: Talo on March 29, 2011, 11:32:38 PM
I'll start with a set up, and then each person adds one sentence. You can post more than once, but not directly after yourself. Here goes:

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Delta Squad was entering the atmosphere of the planet Coruscant, when
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Delta 42 on March 29, 2011, 11:44:47 PM
A missile from an IG-100 Magnaguard hits them sending them to....
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ScreechTheMighty on March 30, 2011, 12:58:33 AM
The senate building.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Delta 42 on March 30, 2011, 01:20:04 AM
Which is full of terrorists. Fixer shoots at...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on March 30, 2011, 02:27:01 AM
A Senator who looks at him funny. Scorch cracks a joke...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Delta 42 on March 30, 2011, 01:13:28 PM
At the dead senator....
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on March 30, 2011, 01:25:35 PM
And Boss shuts him up so the can...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Phi on March 30, 2011, 07:26:28 PM
Of beans explodes...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on March 31, 2011, 04:58:47 AM
To destroy...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Talo on March 31, 2011, 12:46:16 PM
The statue of liberty. Which...
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Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on March 31, 2011, 06:51:26 PM
...falls on top of Sev. And Sev...
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Post by: Grunt Trooper on March 31, 2011, 06:53:58 PM
is unharmed. Sev then goes on to tickle....
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on March 31, 2011, 08:09:52 PM
is unharmed. Sev then goes on to tickle....

Fi [for being so annoying]! Who got to come along because...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on March 31, 2011, 08:27:59 PM
Fixer was having a bad hair day. Who stayed behind because...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: N-11 Commander Ordo on March 31, 2011, 09:14:09 PM
His ears needed a break from Scorch's incessant chatter. Which was more frequent recently because...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on March 31, 2011, 09:30:13 PM
Scorch got zapped by some random guy from Apollo's cabin so he currently spoke in rhymes only...

[sorry, Percy Jackson reference! had to]
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Cassa_Mirdala'Kotep on March 31, 2011, 09:38:38 PM
((OOC: shouldn't this be in the Off topic? mainly because it isn't really roleplaying. ))
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on March 31, 2011, 10:06:55 PM
OOC: It's really more of a twist on a "Choose your own adventure book" that I hate because every time I get hopeful seeing an update in the RPG section my hopes get dashed because it's this, and not one of the other RPG's.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 01, 2011, 02:00:07 PM
Scorch got zapped by some random guy from Apollo's cabin so he currently spoke in rhymes only...

"If I was on steroids I could take out these stupid-droids." Boss shakes his head and...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Talo on April 01, 2011, 03:32:40 PM
then injected himself with his emergency stash of steroids which caused...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 01, 2011, 08:44:45 PM
[spoiler]
OOC: It's really more of a twist on a "Choose your own adventure book" that I hate because every time I get hopeful seeing an update in the RPG section my hopes get dashed because it's this, and not one of the other RPG's.

OOC: Be disappointed all you want; I'm having fun! 8)[/spoiler]

Boss to get a bit trippy (just a leeeeetle bit :P). And when Boss got trippy, he...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 02, 2011, 02:06:57 PM
took a long nap with nightmares of Etain.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ScreechTheMighty on April 02, 2011, 03:42:55 PM
who had turned into a succubus...

(OOC: sorry, had to. xD)
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 02, 2011, 04:12:52 PM
Suddenly something completely different!!! And Kal shows up with his...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 02, 2011, 08:24:18 PM
Verp rifle, and points it at Scorch, who...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 03, 2011, 01:15:02 AM
cracks another joke about Kaminoans. Kal then fires his rifle...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 04, 2011, 03:39:45 PM
Hitting a Kaminoan somehow in the background and...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 05, 2011, 02:40:25 AM
runs off to get some new gloves. Then everyone sits down for a nice cup of tea before...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ScreechTheMighty on April 05, 2011, 12:25:02 PM
the March Hare started throwing teacups at random, causing Sev to...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Delta 42 on April 05, 2011, 01:18:25 PM
Duck.
(Nice Alice movie reference)
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 05, 2011, 03:57:19 PM
Delta Squad then start shooting...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Talo on April 05, 2011, 08:03:03 PM
at the teddy bear crawling out of the walls, which caused....
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ScreechTheMighty on April 05, 2011, 08:07:00 PM
...the walls to explode. Fixer said...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 05, 2011, 09:31:34 PM
"62, next time you hide explosives make sure we all know where they are. Okay?"
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 06, 2011, 12:24:21 PM
"Whatever..."
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Post by: ScreechTheMighty on April 06, 2011, 03:22:47 PM
And then a bear in a batman suit jumped out of nowhere...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Delta 42 on April 06, 2011, 04:02:39 PM
biting Sev, Causing him to...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 06, 2011, 07:46:45 PM
scream like a little girl. And when Sev screams like a little girl...

[spoiler]OOC: some of these posts are so random... >.>[/spoiler]
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 06, 2011, 09:19:46 PM
The world shudders in agony of the impossible. Then Boss steps on a nail...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Delta 42 on April 06, 2011, 09:56:29 PM
Causing him to cry like a baby...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ScreechTheMighty on April 06, 2011, 10:16:15 PM
Causing the world to explode from confusion.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 06, 2011, 11:14:43 PM
Causing the world to explode from confusion.

OOC: Uh, Screech, I think you just ended the game...? >.>
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Delta 42 on April 06, 2011, 11:19:56 PM
Too bad, I seriously LOLed at Sev screaming like a little girl..
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ScreechTheMighty on April 07, 2011, 12:02:43 AM
OOC: Fine, I shall fix it.

Then the world re-appeared without warning as the Doctor stepped out of his TARDIS (having fixed everything), and said...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 07, 2011, 11:09:12 AM
"Wrong galaxy, but you have this world back now, because wherever I go I fix danger," and then he went...

[spoiler]OOC: It's true. Wherever he goes theres danger and he fixes it... always.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ScreechTheMighty on April 07, 2011, 01:35:41 PM
off to Raxacoricofallapatorius. Scorch stared at where the TARDIS had been and said...

[spoiler]OOC: Seriously, that's a legit planet name from the show. I looked it up and everything.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Delta 42 on April 07, 2011, 02:31:40 PM
"What in the galaxy was that?".....
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 07, 2011, 02:36:27 PM
"Does it really matter, Scorch?" said Sev, still tending to his bite marks when suddenly...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 07, 2011, 10:07:23 PM
Fixer hit him over the head with a frying pan for screaming like a little girl...

[spoiler]LOL, "Tangled." :D[/spoiler]
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Delta 42 on April 07, 2011, 11:08:33 PM
Sev replied by saying "you hit like a girl"...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 08, 2011, 10:54:41 AM
Fixer said, "You don't want to know what I'm thinking of saying," before suddenly saying...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 08, 2011, 06:34:19 PM
"Sometimes I wonder if you're really just a sulky, moody girl that never talks unless she's mad. There, I said it."
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ScreechTheMighty on April 08, 2011, 06:58:25 PM
The entire squad stared at him blankly (especially Sev) before...

[spoiler]HAHAHAA that is amazing, Spartan. 8D[/spoiler]
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Delta 42 on April 08, 2011, 06:59:15 PM
Scorch crapped his armor in shock....
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 08, 2011, 08:38:54 PM
Boss did a facepalm...

[spoiler]HAHAHAA that is amazing, Spartan. 8D[/spoiler]

[spoiler]I aim to please. xD[/spoiler]
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 09, 2011, 03:25:35 PM
Capt. Maze falls from the rafters...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 09, 2011, 03:46:33 PM
Then Boss screamed like everyone else seemed to be and...

[spoiler]OOC: Is Boss the only one who hasn't screamed, or is it Fixer?[/spoiler]
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 09, 2011, 03:54:41 PM
"Good job everyone! That'll be all for today's improv lesson from the GAR, go back to your missions." Said the crazy teacher dude.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 09, 2011, 04:12:33 PM
The teacher dude was so crazy that he jumped off one of Coruscants tall buildngs only to be saved by...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ScreechTheMighty on April 09, 2011, 04:38:12 PM
...Superman, who was flying around Coruscant because...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 09, 2011, 04:40:11 PM
He found that this was the only planet he didn't look or act strange in, but...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 09, 2011, 06:57:40 PM
Delta mistook him for a strange Sep experiment and shot him down. Then...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 10, 2011, 06:52:24 AM
Batman.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 10, 2011, 10:58:05 AM
...Jumped out of the sky scareing Kal making him...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 10, 2011, 04:23:42 PM
call Vau who let Mird use Batman for a chew toy. Scorch decided to make a joke about that, and it went like...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 10, 2011, 06:22:46 PM
"Something something dark side." Then Sev randomly killed a Geonosian making the world...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 11, 2011, 09:15:25 AM
"Something something dark side." Then Sev randomly killed a Geonosian making the world...

Stare at him...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 14, 2011, 12:06:26 AM
And go back to normal with everyone in their universes and galaxies etc. So then Vau calls up Delta to say...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 14, 2011, 10:34:26 AM
And go back to normal with everyone in their universes and galaxies etc. So then Vau calls up Delta to say...

"Get on with the mission, otherwise you can all fight me like on Kamino."
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 14, 2011, 06:30:54 PM
To which Boss replied...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 14, 2011, 10:12:19 PM
"But...but...I don't want to go back to Kamino! (:grr:)"
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 14, 2011, 10:12:57 PM
And when Scorch started laughing at Boss, Sev...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 15, 2011, 01:28:04 AM
Shot a commando droid who was just the tip of the iceburg IN AN AMBUSH!!!
[spoiler]we should shift to present tense... this is confusing writing.[/spoiler]
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 15, 2011, 06:24:37 AM
[spoiler]we should shift to present tense... this is confusing writing.[/spoiler]


OOC: OK.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 16, 2011, 05:30:54 AM
A shot grazes by Fixer's head and he yells, "
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 16, 2011, 02:26:13 PM
A shot grazes by Fixer's head and he yells, "

"Shabuir," and attaches his sniper attachment to...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Talo on April 26, 2011, 11:19:29 PM
the worlds largest cheese puff and fire an ...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 27, 2011, 02:01:23 AM
explosion of flavor! "Hmmm tasty!" says...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 27, 2011, 01:20:27 PM
Scorch, who gets a slap from Boss to bring his concentration back to the mission...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 27, 2011, 04:57:02 PM
...and Sev then punches a Trandoshan in the...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 27, 2011, 08:24:16 PM
...chest. And pulls his heart out. Still. Beating. To which Fixer says...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 27, 2011, 08:59:39 PM
"I didn't know they had those." And then he...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 28, 2011, 12:01:42 PM
...uses his favorite weapon, his vibroblade, to stab a Geonosian's...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 28, 2011, 02:09:18 PM
Head and then he oddly says...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 28, 2011, 02:29:37 PM
... "I could go for some pie," to which Boss replied...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 28, 2011, 02:31:00 PM
"What is wrong with you?" before manning a cannon to take down a...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 28, 2011, 02:31:53 PM
...spider droid that was strangely pink...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 28, 2011, 02:32:45 PM
And purple wiith a flower tied to its...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 28, 2011, 02:34:34 PM
...cannon, so Sev and Scorch fire grenade launchers, which blows up the droid, but that's not all, because here comes a wave of...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 28, 2011, 02:35:38 PM
Flowery SBD's, which Delta Squad thinks is odd...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 28, 2011, 02:37:51 PM
...because the droids are backed up by a Twi'lek with a...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 28, 2011, 05:23:59 PM
Walking stick...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 28, 2011, 05:31:59 PM
...and suddenly Boss throws an EMP grenade which fries the SBDs but makes the Twi'lek...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 28, 2011, 05:34:39 PM
Shapeshift into a Geonosian Elite and Delta start...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 28, 2011, 06:12:42 PM
...sniping him, but Scorch is doing it wrong, trying to snipe with his grenade launcher, which results in...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 28, 2011, 08:09:28 PM
several large holes in the wall and Sev flat on his back from the shockwaves. To which Sev says...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 28, 2011, 08:38:25 PM
..."You di'kut, you took my kill," and Scorch replied...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on April 28, 2011, 09:58:48 PM
"I haven't killed you yet," and continues to...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 28, 2011, 10:12:38 PM
...snipe with his AA (!)...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 29, 2011, 10:56:45 PM
and then Fixer uses a Vulcan Neck pinch on Scorch so he'll stop sniping with his AA. Sev says...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 30, 2011, 12:01:53 AM
..."serves you right, di'kut," and continues trying to kill the Twi'lek, who is...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on April 30, 2011, 05:27:23 AM
a female dancer...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 30, 2011, 11:42:35 AM
...and Fixer says, "wait, I thought she was a male before Scorch sniped with the AA,"...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on April 30, 2011, 01:07:27 PM
So Scorch says, "Yeah, thats what happens with me,"...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on April 30, 2011, 02:06:37 PM
...and Sev snipes the Twi'lek through the head, killing him/her, and Boss says...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on May 02, 2011, 01:09:04 AM
..."Pity." And they all hop on a Larty...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 02, 2011, 10:56:08 AM
To eat chicken sandwiches...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 02, 2011, 12:15:17 PM
...and Pringles crackers...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 02, 2011, 12:46:14 PM
And wash it down with Coca-Cola before being dropped off at...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 02, 2011, 12:57:50 PM
...Tattooine, because Advisor had been captured by angry Jawas, and they were angry because Advisor had...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 02, 2011, 03:02:34 PM
Decided to try and make them search the Prosecutor...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 02, 2011, 11:13:09 PM
...and they were so scared of Trandoshans they wouldn't even accept his offer of scrap...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on May 03, 2011, 12:52:37 AM
and then they realized this is a run on sentence and put a period. But the world exploded and they decided to just forget about Trandos...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 03, 2011, 01:51:13 PM
But they also blew up somewhere in the outer part of the galaxy, and Kal - who hasen't been mentioned in a while (ahem) - hoped it was Kamino so...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 03, 2011, 02:11:41 PM
...the Kaminoans would die, but the explosion was really a Separatist core ship, which Scorch had sabotaged months earlier...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 03, 2011, 02:12:53 PM
And he thought it was a misfire, but a B1 activated it by...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 03, 2011, 02:30:13 PM
...stepping on it...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 03, 2011, 02:40:28 PM
And caused the mechanism to trigger self destruct in the reactor core.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 03, 2011, 02:45:22 PM
...so back on Tatooine, Delta Squad has rescued Advisor, and they are now taking him back to Coruscant...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 03, 2011, 02:47:49 PM
To recieve a medal...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 03, 2011, 02:56:20 PM
...because he survived living with Jawas for days...
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Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on May 03, 2011, 08:36:29 PM
and had survived Scorch's constant jokes about "living with the little people" on the way back...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 04, 2011, 12:04:54 AM
...and the sound of Sev's chewing gum as they walked into the barracks...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on May 04, 2011, 01:06:55 AM
Suddenly Boss stops them, "I sense a trap...."
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 04, 2011, 09:50:36 AM
...and Advisor says "since when can you use the Force?"...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 04, 2011, 01:15:16 PM
"When I decided I was a mystic," says Boss...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 04, 2011, 02:04:50 PM
...and suddenly Yayax Squad jumps from the shadows and fires paintballs at Delta Squad and Advisor...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 04, 2011, 03:33:34 PM
So Sev tries to vibroblade their leader but is stopped by...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 04, 2011, 03:39:22 PM
...Darman, who has come out of the barracks, and says, "Relax, Sev, it was just a joke."
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: N-11 Commander Ordo on May 04, 2011, 04:22:37 PM
However, Yayax was not joking. A sniper bullet suddenly blasts away Sev's head into a pile of grey matter. Leaving Darman, who...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 04, 2011, 05:00:53 PM
...gaped in awe, and Boss, who said, "simulation terminated," and the headless Sev stood, revealing it was actually a training droid.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 04, 2011, 05:59:32 PM
Which exploded, causing shrapnel to coat him, slicing deep into the joints of his armor, piercing it and his flesh causing untold amounts of damage to the soft tissue underneath pouring blood over the previously white armor...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 04, 2011, 06:17:02 PM
...and the real Sev ran in and started kicking the droid while a medic went to Darman...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 04, 2011, 06:46:50 PM
Who put a red "X" on his helmet, signifying there was nothing he could do...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: N-11 Commander Ordo on May 04, 2011, 06:47:48 PM
Who then realized his suit was rigged with explosives, which detonated, taking him out along with Darman's remains. Fixer came in...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 04, 2011, 06:53:53 PM
To take a large piece of jagged shrapnel in the helmet, killing him instantly...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 04, 2011, 06:56:35 PM
...and an accidental thermal detonator explosion kills Scorch, Sev, and Advisor; and Boss, as the last man standing, realizes it's a dream...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 04, 2011, 07:01:50 PM
Only to find himself in the middle of a battlefield, the remains of his squad around him...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 04, 2011, 07:05:49 PM
...and a 212th clone trooper standing over him about to give him CPR...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 04, 2011, 07:08:34 PM
We was blown away by a SBD's heavy shot...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: N-11 Commander Ordo on May 04, 2011, 07:12:01 PM
As Boss reaches for the defibrillator, his arm is taken off by an anti-infantry round. As blood pours out...
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 04, 2011, 07:24:16 PM
He sees his squad dying before his eyes again, and then shudders into death.

END
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on May 04, 2011, 08:01:27 PM
He sees his squad dying before his eyes again, and then shudders into death.

END

And then they all wake up screaming from a group nightmare. :P

END.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 04, 2011, 08:02:38 PM
Most importantly

END
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on May 04, 2011, 08:04:29 PM
Most importantly

END

*checks with CPR*

Yep, it's dead. I confirmed what you had already said...so, are you happy now? :bored:
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 04, 2011, 08:11:01 PM
Quite.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: ARC_Commander_Colt on May 04, 2011, 09:48:58 PM
Ended! ;)
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on May 05, 2011, 12:49:07 AM
The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game.... Will never die. I declare this thread a new 'Delta Themed Goof off Thread.'

Boss walks into the barracks and blasts Drake's brains across the wall and says, "Deltas. Move out."
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: N-11 Commander Ordo on May 05, 2011, 12:56:56 AM
No, he doesn't. This thread has been declared 'ENDED' by four people. Only like five posted. That's a majority. If you want to try and get other's to participate, take it the Goof Off Thread.

ENDED AGAIN
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on May 05, 2011, 02:18:31 AM
What's with the hate? It was cool till people started pissing in cheerios and killing everyone. I've had a bad day and if someone "ENDS" This again they can shove that end up their end. If you don't want to be here get out.

And Delta moves in on another 'dead ship' in space. Scorch cracks a joke to lighten the dark mood, "..."
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: N-11 Commander Ordo on May 05, 2011, 02:50:39 AM
Dude, I'm sorry about your bad day, truly I am (I know what you're going through), but take a few deep breaths. This isn't a massive ordeal. (The thread, not your bad day)

I'm not trying to piss in your cheerios, but this section is for Role Playing Games, and this is not one. We regulars of the RPGs are tired of getting excited about new posts, only to find it's this thread over and over again. It's discouraging the actual stories we try and write, because now regular's don't even check to see if the actual RPGs have been posted in, they just assume it was this thread and ignore it.

Like I said, I've got no problem with the idea, it can actually be quiet funny and enjoyable. It would just be nice if you could move it to another section.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 05, 2011, 12:09:49 PM
What's with the hate? It was cool till people started pissing in cheerios and killing everyone. I've had a bad day and if someone "ENDS" This again they can shove that end up their end. If you don't want to be here get out.

My end doesn't want another end. MUM! GT'S CHEATING AGAIN!

N-11,

GT has a point. I've looked at many RPG's and this isn't really classed as one, but all the regulars like you and Drake have come in and ended it. It managed to get alot of people playing and this might even might make more people to want to join "proper" RPG's. Ending it is pretty unfare. It is the Never ending Delta Squad Story Game. But, if you want to get a Mod to move it into Off-Topic or something, just go and ask them. No need to end it and let it die.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 05, 2011, 05:45:26 PM
All this..thing has done is supplanted another Goof Off Topic in the RPG section. You want to continue to do things like this, it is the firm suggestion action of the serious RPGers that you do so there, while we continue proper RPG's in this section. Actually, why don't we break down the acronym RPG?

RPG stands for Role-Playing Game. This genre is classified by a player's initiative to take on a static role in a universe similar to our own but with added wonder, mystique, or fantasy. The player then follows the role of their character on some sort of quest, mission, or journey moving toward an ultimate goal. In most cases the player, in a single player RPG, will gather other NPC's, or non-playable characters, with them to supplement their abilities and add to the story, the primary gameplay medium of a RPG. In multiplayer RPG's, the players come together to create a blend of action and social interaction to drive a story often set by the RPG creator. In table-top terms, this is a GM, or Game Moderator.

Now, why this thing isn't an RPG:

1. Each player isn't taking on a unique role to advance the story in a meaningful way.

2. There is no ultimate goal for the players to work for.

3. There isn't a basis for a story.

4. Dialogue and Story are not the primary medium of play, coming up with something even more wacky than the previous person is.

So, you can see quite clearly that this is not an RPG, and this being the RPG Section, it has no place here.

ADDENDUM:

I've had a bad day and if someone "ENDS" This again they can shove that end up their end. If you don't want to be here get out.

We've not invaded your space with another, more stylized GOT, you've invaded ours. If you wish to continue this, the GOT is always open. So, as a group of RPGers larger than yourself have stated, this is over.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: SpartanSpookGirl1 on May 05, 2011, 08:16:11 PM
We've not invaded your space with another, more stylized GOT, you've invaded ours. If you wish to continue this, the GOT is always open. So, as a group of RPGers larger than yourself have stated, this is over.

I agree with Drake. Sorry, GT and Laney. But I know what it's like to seriously role-play (with the "Cuy'val Dar" series) and since these guys aren't having fun because of this thread, I'd like to end it as well. I tried giving a little closure by saying it was all a nightmare, but obviously that hasn't worked.

Anyways, I say we end it. There's always the GoT, and I'm sure some of the current stories could use one or two more players if you want to do some serious RPG stuff.

SSG out.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Grunt Trooper on May 06, 2011, 02:12:49 AM
I hate you all. don't talk to me.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 06, 2011, 06:01:01 PM
Drake, I know what an RPG is. Why is it so hard just to PM a Mod friend and get it moved? I didn't post this here. And I wasn't going to leave it because it wasn't an RPG. Seriously, if you liked something posted in the worng section like this, and don't say you wouldn't (Because this is just a way of getting a point accross), would you end it after a couple of posts of being there? I doubt it. If you want to keep you beloved section clean, Mr Speedy RPG BLAH BLAH, then get it moved. There is no point starting it again in the GOT or OT&C. Why? Why can't you just ignore it? Why?

I hate you all. don't talk to me.

What the shab have I done?

Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 06, 2011, 07:22:32 PM
Laney, I'm not the only one who dislikes this being here. N-11 and Cassa have told me of their displeasure, and it would seem that SSG is also with us.

Grunt Trooper, you spite is nothing to me. Hate me if you wish, that will not influence my, or anyone, who dislikes this RPG, else's position.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 07, 2011, 07:55:00 AM
I have to admit, that last line you posted about GT was good, but I don't think he'll like it.

Right. I still don't understand why you can't ignore it. If you can give me a good points to why we should leave it, then I'll leave it.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 07, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
Did you not read my or N-11's earlier posts? We gave our reasons there. Also, Laney, this RPG has been voted out. Two votes for staying, four for shutting it down. So, it's shut down.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 07, 2011, 04:14:44 PM
Okay. Put something like "Shut down" in its title.

Gone. I might re-open this in OT&C.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Drake Vhett on May 07, 2011, 04:27:50 PM
Don't look at me, Talo has to edit the title, as he posted this abomination.
Title: Re: The Never Ending Delta Squad Story Game
Post by: Laney97 on May 07, 2011, 04:30:05 PM
Fair enough. *Looks at Talo*