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THIS IS MADNESS!!!!!
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
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What????
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What's wrong with you?
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Cobra is insane.
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15420 on: April 03, 2013, 06:58:01 PM »
A torpedo is not what happens when you shred your swimbriefs trunks.
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15421 on: April 03, 2013, 07:46:06 PM »
Maybe for you...
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15422 on: April 03, 2013, 07:58:11 PM »
And then of course there is the Atomic torpedo, as well as the Nuclear Torpedo...which just sounds Dirty.
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15423 on: April 10, 2013, 03:44:15 AM »
and then there's pants.


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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15424 on: April 10, 2013, 04:38:58 AM »
Shhh, no bears. Only bacon now.
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15425 on: April 13, 2013, 09:05:07 AM »
Shizzlemop!

That is all

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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15426 on: April 19, 2013, 06:00:23 PM »
Those Shelled mammals in Texas are not called "Armored Dildoes." I stand corrected.
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15427 on: April 20, 2013, 07:42:32 AM »
Heh. Heheheheheh...
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15428 on: April 20, 2013, 03:29:13 PM »
Heh. Heheheheheh...


What's worse, is I just found out a Penetration round is *not* a Full Metal Jacket Dildo. xD
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15429 on: April 27, 2013, 12:32:43 AM »
>be playing Republic Commando
>be when Fixer steps on a bug
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15430 on: April 27, 2013, 01:47:12 AM »
That's a very... in-depth simulator. I think they need a fraud and waste audit...
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15431 on: May 04, 2013, 12:34:01 PM »
At least they get smaller bugs:


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« Reply #15432 on: June 28, 2013, 12:21:21 AM »
For all the My little pony fans out there!

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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15433 on: June 28, 2013, 01:46:03 PM »
Well, that was uniquely disturbing...
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« Reply #15434 on: June 28, 2013, 05:54:45 PM »
I try. :D       

Dha'ward was a little tipsy the other night when I sent it to him, he kinda flipped out.   Made my day.  Haha, I am used to him swearing but holy moly did he go off after that.
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15435 on: June 29, 2013, 02:55:21 AM »
Damnit, Mereel. Not what I was expecting.

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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15436 on: January 01, 2015, 11:22:18 AM »
BRIIKASE VAAR'SIMIR!
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Re: Goof Off Thread
« Reply #15437 on: January 01, 2015, 01:19:38 PM »
Happy New Year. :D   
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